1:- The Jeremy Kyle Show
What happens when you give a narcissist, self righteous wanker his own daytime show?....
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| Helping others while helping himself! A nice bloke indeed! |
The Jeremy Kyle Show happens...
From hosting on a radio show (Century FM?) to hosting the most popular daytime show in the UK (And across the US).
The reason why I utterly despise this show is because the way Jeremy Kyle is extremely judgemental towards his guests. The way he talks down to them like they are pieces of shit on the heel of his boot. Sure you do get some right scumbags as guests on his show such as a man with 5 kids with 4 other women he is cheating on to some father who abandoned his kids 20 years ago and wanting to be involved in his kids lives again but the bigger scumbag is just......Jeremy....
The problem I have with this show is that there are guests who are willing to solve their problems but shine a light on the problem with the British National public watching them. The last thing family problems need is millions of people interfeering by peering at them and having some self righteous tosser expressing his opinions in the most vicious way. Isn't that what social services are there for? To solve family problems?
And I also glared at one episode on Youtube of Jeremy Kyle confronting someone who was unemployed and sponging off the government. I immediately LOL because ironically, that's most of his audience! (Some of his viewers being Midwives and Single mums). And what's most scary about this show is that when people watch his show and watch it often, they turn into judgemental narcissist wankers like Jeremy.
As Jeremy Kyle likes to say, there are two sides to every story. Well the story of Jeremy Kyle is that one side he is helping others solving family problems and relationships held by a string but the other is he's helping himself becoming more popular by being a judgemental twat to his guests.
2:- Jim Davidson
It's not that he is racist (Well it is) it's just that he is not very funny at all and at most quite annoying...
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| A comedian well past his sell by date |
I first knew of Jim Davidson when I was a kid watching Big Break (A gameshow about snooker which I was looking forward to on Saturday Nights). but as I got older watching him in Hell's Kitchen having a feud with Brian Dowling over his shirtlifter comment, I came to despise the man.
He tries very hard to be funny by being as politically incorrect as he can in his jokes and it's just extremely dull and unfunny and only painting himself to be a right cunt.
His humor to me is like rotten milk, out of date and very sour.
Some of his fans like to whinge and whine saying "If you don't like Jim Davidson, then fuck off and don't watch him!" Bit late for that since I already watched him! Now can I express how I despise the man please? Thank you......
3:- American Police
Bullied at school? Wanting to become a complete jackoff to other people? Over Zealous for power? Then the LAPD is for you!
Ah yes! Most American police you see in movies where they interrogate suspects in the most brutal fashion that the script writes. Where they go gung ho blazing in a crack den shooting down criminals! Tango and Cash! Riggs and Murtough! John McClane! Yippie Kai Yay Motherfucker!
But in real life, most of them are just fat, rude, doughnut shoving, over zealous boils of society who thinks they can push around people coz they have a badge and a gun. I'm sure there are a good few apples in there who geniunely joined the police force to serve the public trust and put his life on the line to save lives from bad people but it is as rare as getting a Charizard in a pack of pokemon cards these days. The bad ones demands respect as a robber demands money. The good ones earns respect as a hard worker earns a pay check but earning is too hard for these dickheads these days (Along with criminals)....
To me, it's just gangsters impersonating police officers shoving people around on what they think is "their turf" but rather they are shoving people around who pay their wages (The taxpayers).......
4:- Mirror's Edge
I'm pretty much sure everyone was amazed with the graphics and the ability to jump from one building to another but to me, this is one of the games which was extremely disappointing to me....
It looked to me like a first person shooter and I was looking forward to having the acrobatic abilities as Batman and Spiderman all the while wielding guns and shooting down enemies etc....
But the objective of the game is to not shoot the enemies but to rather....run away from them and all the while being chased by choppers and AMERICAN POLICE!
The plot is that you're one of these runners (An acrobatic courier) who deliver package while being watched by this government and being chased by cops and choppers and you have to get from point A to point B all the while trying to pull off stunts which you constantly fail and have to do over and over again by dying over and over again by falling down due to the fact the controls are extremely hard to do.
Obtaining guns is extremely hard as you have to do karate moves to nick one off a cop in which you need to time right otherwise you're dead. Eventually you do but you can't keep it (Apart from a Colt 45). and when you handle two handed weapons such as a shotgun and a sniper rifle, you slow down and unable to run or jump.
A true disappointment to me and a waste of money and in fact the bastard child of first person shooters. Makes me want to trade it for Gears of War god forbid........
5:- WWE 2005 +
Want to become a WWE Wrestler? Then fuck off to drama school or kill yourself doing backyard wrestling....
I used to love wrestling as a kid it was all about title matches, hell in a cell, royal rumble and wrestlers trash talking saying "I want my title back, I challenge you to a match at Wrestlemania!"
As the year progressed on as I got older, it became more like script writing and comedy gimmicks and wrestlers shouting "I want my wife back! I challenge you to a match at Wrestlemania!"
Wrestling isn't all about soap operas on how your boss is being a douchebag coz he wants to fire you or your girlfriend dating your rivalry, it's all about two guy or more in a ring beating the crap out of each other and gushing out blood. If I wanted drama, I would watch Poirot or Prisoner Cell Block H. They've literally turned the ring into a theatre stage.
One thing I found unforgiveable on what the WWE has done is turn Goldust from a bizarre mysterious superstar into a buffering clown with poor homosexual jokes.
I will occasionally watch the WWE only if the Undertaker is in a match or a championship match that looks potential to develop some interest and whoooooo!s (Rik Flair) but what has happened? Where did it all go downhill that made me lose interest? And why make it PG-13 for fuck sake?
It seems watching dumb American teenagers re-enacting moves on Youtube videos and hurting themselves like the idiots like they are is more entertaining then watching the WWE nowadays.....
6:- Blackpool
Ah Blackpool! Remember the good old days where you spend the weekend in the 1960's?
Now it is a dull rusty carcass next to the sea which has a reputation for being unclean and unfit to swim in. It is truly a depressing place to be.
Holiday makers and residents nowadays are typically nightclub people who get highly drunk and pissed and make the nightlife in Blackpool utterly depressing and dangerous. Imagine having your head kicked in on holiday? (Unless you're touring in Brazil)
It is a dying mare with horse tenders constantly trying to revive with million pounds projects trying to revive their economy by making it a tourist attraction again with the whole promenade being rebuilt and re constructing the Blackpool Tower but it is just a town which needs to die off.....and I was born there!....
Bullied at school? Wanting to become a complete jackoff to other people? Over Zealous for power? Then the LAPD is for you!
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| Sean Penn as Officer McGavin in "Colors" |
But in real life, most of them are just fat, rude, doughnut shoving, over zealous boils of society who thinks they can push around people coz they have a badge and a gun. I'm sure there are a good few apples in there who geniunely joined the police force to serve the public trust and put his life on the line to save lives from bad people but it is as rare as getting a Charizard in a pack of pokemon cards these days. The bad ones demands respect as a robber demands money. The good ones earns respect as a hard worker earns a pay check but earning is too hard for these dickheads these days (Along with criminals)....
To me, it's just gangsters impersonating police officers shoving people around on what they think is "their turf" but rather they are shoving people around who pay their wages (The taxpayers).......
4:- Mirror's Edge
I'm pretty much sure everyone was amazed with the graphics and the ability to jump from one building to another but to me, this is one of the games which was extremely disappointing to me....
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| If only we could all do this in real life...... |
But the objective of the game is to not shoot the enemies but to rather....run away from them and all the while being chased by choppers and AMERICAN POLICE!
The plot is that you're one of these runners (An acrobatic courier) who deliver package while being watched by this government and being chased by cops and choppers and you have to get from point A to point B all the while trying to pull off stunts which you constantly fail and have to do over and over again by dying over and over again by falling down due to the fact the controls are extremely hard to do.
Obtaining guns is extremely hard as you have to do karate moves to nick one off a cop in which you need to time right otherwise you're dead. Eventually you do but you can't keep it (Apart from a Colt 45). and when you handle two handed weapons such as a shotgun and a sniper rifle, you slow down and unable to run or jump.
A true disappointment to me and a waste of money and in fact the bastard child of first person shooters. Makes me want to trade it for Gears of War god forbid........
5:- WWE 2005 +
Want to become a WWE Wrestler? Then fuck off to drama school or kill yourself doing backyard wrestling....
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| Get the "F" out! Yes John Cena. They are talking to you..... |
As the year progressed on as I got older, it became more like script writing and comedy gimmicks and wrestlers shouting "I want my wife back! I challenge you to a match at Wrestlemania!"
Wrestling isn't all about soap operas on how your boss is being a douchebag coz he wants to fire you or your girlfriend dating your rivalry, it's all about two guy or more in a ring beating the crap out of each other and gushing out blood. If I wanted drama, I would watch Poirot or Prisoner Cell Block H. They've literally turned the ring into a theatre stage.
One thing I found unforgiveable on what the WWE has done is turn Goldust from a bizarre mysterious superstar into a buffering clown with poor homosexual jokes.
I will occasionally watch the WWE only if the Undertaker is in a match or a championship match that looks potential to develop some interest and whoooooo!s (Rik Flair) but what has happened? Where did it all go downhill that made me lose interest? And why make it PG-13 for fuck sake?
It seems watching dumb American teenagers re-enacting moves on Youtube videos and hurting themselves like the idiots like they are is more entertaining then watching the WWE nowadays.....
6:- Blackpool
Ah Blackpool! Remember the good old days where you spend the weekend in the 1960's?
Holiday makers and residents nowadays are typically nightclub people who get highly drunk and pissed and make the nightlife in Blackpool utterly depressing and dangerous. Imagine having your head kicked in on holiday? (Unless you're touring in Brazil)
It is a dying mare with horse tenders constantly trying to revive with million pounds projects trying to revive their economy by making it a tourist attraction again with the whole promenade being rebuilt and re constructing the Blackpool Tower but it is just a town which needs to die off.....and I was born there!....
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